![]() ![]() There's our hero, hornier than a Viking hat shop, flinging money at strippers, sporting bazookas and mounting motorbikes. There's a breathtaking Las Vegas cityscape, the camera swooping in and out of casinos, dazzling explosions and grotesque creatures. ![]() And what a trailer it is! Pure Duke-ness seeps from every pore. After ogling this actor and his impressive assets, a crowd of assorted fanboys gather around a TV screen to chow down on a visual feast.Īfter four years of absence, Duke Nukem (sexist mofo, alien killer and all-round destructive lunatic) has finally returned - and here, at E3 2001, is a video for his long-awaited sequel, Duke Nukem Forever. Alongside this walking steroid are two scantily clad ladies who shake it' whenever their master commands. A meathead with dyed blonde hair wields a big plastic shooter at anyone who dares cross his path. ![]() The new modes include Freeze Tag, a team game where players run up the score by freezing and shattering their opponents in quick succession Hot Potato, a contest to see who can 'hold the babe' the longest and Hail to the King, a “free-for-all” Duke style frag-fest.May 2001. Give him a minigun and he’ll beat off all comers.” ![]() The referential good times keep on rolling in Inferno, a retro-style map invoking the old days of Doom and 2Forts1Bridge, Gearbox'snod to Valve's Team Fortress 2, of which Gearbox writes: “Hats? Duke doesn’t need no stinking hats. Elsewhere in the map Sandbox, combatants will be shrunk down to mini-Dukes and let loose in a bonefide children's sandbox packed with kids toys and Sticky Bombs. In Call of Duke, players will trade shots in a destitute war-ravaged city wherein Duke can call in a N00b T00b attack, which we assume will be something akin to an air strike but with clueless newbs and/or internet trolls in lieu of bombs. The less-than-subtle parody maps make up the bulk of the games first add-on pack. ![]()
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